theunstablejester asked:

Which resident of Bikini Bottom is the best gay representation?

killyfromblame Answer:

patrick is without a doubt the epitome of gay. fat, happy, nipples out and free like he is, unabashedly pink, in happy polyamourous love with spongebob but never tied down; definitely visits the bikini bottom bathhouse with pockets full of condoms on the regular. he forgot who his actual parents are (ideal) and mistook another pair of heterosexuals for his parents as if heteros are interchangeable (camp). he has eschewed even a traditional home in exchange for living under a rock, a symbol of his rejection of the sick cishetero culture and its values. and let us not forget his engagement with underground queer erotic mystical healing practices

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–he is a suds doula, a leather daddy, a dom vers, and an icon!

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